masturbation-fueled car

that friggin car mr garison invented thats like 3 dicks.. south park is silly!

informer me snow come from jamaica licka boom bom dooo

by deenie July 8, 2004

masturbation

the process of feeling yourself because youre alone...because nobody likes you.

Jason-God stop being emo!
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.

by haha pie. June 15, 2007

3d Masturbation

The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then masturbating so it smells as though you're actually there in the pornographic movie.

Dude 1 : DUDE have you tried 3d Masturbation ?!
Dude 2 : DUDEEE YEAHHH SMELLED LIKE I WAS THERE !

by Senor.Bivins December 14, 2010

culinary masturbation

When you cook yourself an amazing culinary treat

Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.

by venefica May 17, 2011

Invisible Masturbation

When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public

"Hey he's having invisible masturbation!"
"WOW he's cool, he's having some invisible masturbation

by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011

Masturbatious

the act of master baiting to a hot woman you just saw on the streets

"That is one totally masturbatious chick, I can't wait to get home with or without her"

by ThePizzaDeliveryMan June 29, 2008

Masturbation

Although, pronounced really as Master Bation, is a suffering of bating who becomes their master. By masturbation, will cast away that tormenting spirit that haunts within their minds. Towards a more well suited ruler to bless their soul once their handy work has endured. Of course, that tormenting spirit finds this as an exciting game to play, so torments constantly non-stop and continually making the masturbation go on and on.

Ben liked having a quick bash of his bishop, only things turned slightly awkward. A tormenting spirit saw this masturbation go on, and realising how the mind his satisfies was not as he prefered. Within bens mind this spirit kept reminding him, by saying 'you're me' non-stop, of the master he has upon his head. So at several intervals, all day and all week, till he rubbed sore, masterbated till his mind was at peace and had the master he wished for.

by Long Johns October 24, 2014