Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
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scuteru magic

Scuteru magic it's a special thing that nana floare use to catch hăndalaii that go to Martina
Scuteru magic for nana floare it's like micunealta secretă for Mickey Mouse
by Lelu6969 November 28, 2021
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magic tallow

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant
I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.
by conman2305 January 23, 2016
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Magic Hold

Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.
Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"
by skibiribap November 16, 2020
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Magic Rock

A colorful small rectangular magical rock discovered on 1868 in the United Kingdom by a group of explorers after adventuring on plains. It is said to have fallen from sky. During the discovery, one member of the group stored it to get showed on a British opera house to showcase the audience how the rock works. The rock itself works on all kinds of magic.

A Modern form of the magic rock was used on Warner Bros.' 2009 film Shorts, where kids discovered it. In the film, it was used as wishing rock that caused chaos on a small Texan neighborhood.
"OMG! I HAVE FOUND A MAGIC ROCK AT STREET!!!" - Person who he/she founds the type of rock
by Ryan900USAYT July 29, 2022
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Audible Magic

An Orwellian organization run by Communist Party USA whose primary goal is creating technology to prevent you from uploading certain copyrighted content to prevent piracy. It often does not recognize fair use due to it being automated, making expression under the First Amendment a hassle. A company that will certainly cause the next civil war over creativity and expression.
A number of websites grossly exploit Audible Magic's technology, including YouTube, Twitch, MySpace, Vimeo, and many others.
by The Real Driller August 22, 2022
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Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
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