Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

Muthed

To have your prostate milked while at work.

So I was tightening a screw yesterday when Justin snuck up behind me and muthed me

by Jsig21 August 22, 2011

Mutual Photo Relationship

When a couple meets online and then bases their relationship off of photos shared by the other person in the relationship.

Stoner D-Bag: This girl on Omegle totally sent me this pic of her naked on an ironing board.
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Oh, you're having one of those "Mutual Photo Relationships" ...sexy
Stoner D-Bag: You're just jealous cuz I have a girlfriend and you don't!
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Get back to me when you get in her pants...

by Karla6969696969 September 20, 2011

Mutual Lift Reliance

Mutual Lift Reliance, aka MLR.

Mutual Lift Reliance is the phenomenon that occurs when two people believe they can rely on the other for a lift to an event or venue. This can be very frustrating when these friends discover that neither is able to provide a lift, and other plans need to be made, often in a limited time-frame.

Michelle: I'll ask Amelia if she can give me a lift.
Ellen: Alright, hope to see you there!
Michelle: Damnit, Amelia was expecting a lift from me!
Ellen: No! Another case of Mutual Lift Reliance! :\

by SpanishTechno September 25, 2011

Mutton Suit

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011

Mutzaballer

A person who is a try hard. Plays sports buts thinks he or she is better than they really are. Attempts to be funny by being a general ass hole. Any person who completely hates their family and hopes they die. Someone who is a flirt. Talks lots of shit behind other peoples backs. Any person who yells and bitches about other people then freaks out when it is done to them. A person who thinks there cool because they smoke and drink. Has a huge negative connotation.

Susie: Look at that boy over there.

Lory: Oh him, hes such a Mutzaballer.

by connerandtheballers October 6, 2011

Mutual Hangout

When a guy and a girl hangout without being each others romantic interest. The man may pay, and it may still not be classified as a date

Dude I heard you had lunch with Moriah the other day, are you guys dating?

Naw, man it was mutual hangout

by Marky__Mark__ June 1, 2012