MILF

MAN

I
LOVE
FROGS

Dude 1, did you see the bullfrog
Dude 2, yeah, MILF
dude 1, me too

by Igotrizz12345678910 March 28, 2023

Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021

Milf

Tammy haswell

Tammy haswell is a milf

by Rhianan xxx May 26, 2022

milf

man i love fishing

*catches a fish*
MILF!

by beebuddy November 22, 2021

milf

taylor swift

yo taylor swift is totally a milf

by taylormilf February 21, 2021

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.

Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.

by Quonquertron February 7, 2020