Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.

1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.

by Pseudohan August 26, 2022

MILF

Man

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Love
Fishin'

MILF
Me too bro

by elongatedeel March 27, 2022

MILF searcher

A person on their quest for a milf

"that dude is a real big MILF searcher"

by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021

boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.

That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!

by looocheli October 6, 2016

Milf

Mum in late forties
Often sexual

Ur mom is such a milf

by rory (girl) 56 December 21, 2023

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

milf

stands for man, I love frogs, yep, that's it, that's the only thing it stands for.

milf they are so great aren't they

by green frogs at midnight July 23, 2022