mitching

the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body

last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching

by altairalex February 5, 2015

mitch

adj, noun, adv, conjunction, verb, etc.
means anything, especially mitch, and the mitch part deux, used as a swear word, or to emphasize

i'm going to mitch you
it's mitching cold out
go mitch yourself

by mitchpartdeux July 15, 2008

Mitchy Fezz

Extremely fezz person. Presently been stalked and has had P-Plates stolen by some girls a few years his junior. Very odd male or female who looked better with longer hair. Looks like a 'drowned rat'. Also massive creep.

'Mitchy Fezz? Oh you mean the drowned rat! Yeah, he's a drowned rat.'
'Yeah...'

by BIG LETTERS! October 20, 2008

Mitched out

To bail on every possible occasion whilst maintaining the premise that you will infact, not bail out.

Oh, he mitched out

by Normalguy555 August 6, 2011

Mitchell McCosker

A sweet, smart, caring young man with mad ninja skills who will always be there for you when you need him. He gives great advice, but is happy to let you make your own decisions. While he may get protective of the people he cares about, it is only because they mean so much to him. An invaluable friend and even better boyfriend, a Mitchell McCosker will prove to be one of the greatest people you will ever know.

Girl 1: about getting asked out by a boy I was so unsure, I mean he's been my friend for ages. I don't want to mess that up.
Girl 2: So you turned him down?
Girl 1: Heck no! He's a real Mitchell McCosker and I'm not stupid.

by xXFallenCupidXx September 6, 2011

Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.

man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!

by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015

Mitchell wagers

Biggest loser you will ever meet. Chronically depressed

See that kid looking at memes he's such a mitchell wagers

by Albert Magnus October 20, 2016