Marshall

Anonomously rejecting a trade between opposing players in fantasy football all the while crying yourself to sleep every night because your team is the worst thing to ever happen to the sport. This is basically a cock block in the world of fantasy sports and the two can be used interchangably.

"Someone pulled a Marshall and my trade didn't go through."

"Son of a bitch! Someone's team must suck because my trades keep getting rejecting, who's the Marshall this time."

"Did you see Kyle pull that Marshall on Bshaw? He totally got cock blocked yo!"

by headcoachstu August 17, 2006

Mars volta

This is by far the worst band that you could ever listen to, and i mean it. never ever listen to this band or else your ears will be scared forever. This band sucks major cock because their fucking beats arent even beats it sounds like they r just punching the fucking guitar and just banging on their gay ass drums.

That Mars Volta band can suck my left nut and eat my butt crust because they suck dick.

That Mars volta band r fucking douche bags

by Mr. Phill November 25, 2006

mars bar

ed carrick a tanned friend of mine

hey mars bar come here

by efe February 2, 2004

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"

by GTD July 30, 2008

K Marsh

a sexy white girl who loves Big Black Cock

yo y is dat snow bunny all ova my black mans Jason..... shes such a K Marsh

by Nigga Knocka February 7, 2010

marshall kaputos

A boy who strongly gives on the impression of a female. Also features many an eye twitch.

Dude, that Marshall Kaputos just told me he was my aunt!

by Cleavis May 5, 2005

"mars bar"

The area between the anus and the scrotum. Good for sniffing and licking.

I'd like to sniff your "mars bar"!

by Brian S Smith August 3, 2007