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The Promised Land 

1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.

2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.

3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.

Examples:

a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
The Promised Land by BekahBooVT March 22, 2020
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unholy garden of no mans land 

An overly-grown jungle of pubes on a vagina.
Don't fuck her, she has a nasty unholy garden of no mans land!
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kiwi-a-gogo land 

A slang name for New Zealand.
The Sex God is leaving me to snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land.
kiwi-a-gogo land by _brian May 14, 2005

Harry Potter land 

see england for the explanation of this
in Harry Potter land they worship Harry Potter
Harry Potter land by scott January 6, 2008

Lazy Land 

Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
Trekkies only come out of Lazy Land in order to CosPlay their way through another set of clothes.
Lazy Land by Fnaa August 17, 2006

pussy land 

A place where vagina flows bottomless. Never ending vagina. It's the land of Milk and Pussy. Where vagina is the main attraction.
What are you going to do after you win the lottery... ? "I'm going to pussy land !"
pussy land by Fresh Hurrr November 25, 2015

xany land 

In the state of mind of being under the influence of Xanax. Definitely in your own little world.
Aye man whatchu doin this weekend?

Hittin xany land fo sho. join me.
xany land by manny fresh nigga March 11, 2008