Lapinese

Label for resident or residents of La Pine Oregon, a notoriously "PWT" town with meth labs galore.

What are all these Lapinese doing in Bend?

by fedallah November 15, 2011

Lapel Pin Patriotism

When one values empty gestures and political rhetoric over substance or logical argument.

If there was anymore lapel pin patriotism on this news network they'd start shitting eagle eggs.

by Dollar Billy October 2, 2012

LAPV

It is abbreviation from Light Armored Personnel Vehicle. This kind of vehicles can be used in some tactical objectives as stifling a rebellion, etc. But can be used as a private vehicle by some kingpins. These cars often have a high-grade interior and luxury finish. Some can survive and continue its functionality after being exploded by the bomb mounted under the hull like it was presented in one of the Top Gear episodes where Richard Hammond tested Marauder.

We are going to drive this LAPV inside the Humane Labs facility and shoot all Merryweather Security mercenaries. Are you with us?

by vadik7 December 11, 2015

lapeltriot

People who claim to be patriots because they pin a flag on their lapel. In reality, such people care only about their personal agendas, and have no regard for the future or integrity of the nation or constituents they're supposed to serve.

That lapeltriot thinks the 'federalist papers' are the rolls you find in the stalls of the men's room on the hill. ... and he uses them in much the same manner.

by gapabba July 25, 2017

lappans

A family group that are stupid and hilarious they like dank memes and chicken strips

Lappans like chicken strips

by Chicken_strips96 May 19, 2018

Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019

Lapa

Lapa is a guy with a huge dick, every girl wants his meat but only wants one, he's really cute when he wants, he's a macho and he' s super cute

person 1: look at that coooock!
person 2: OMGAD it's huge!
person 1: indeed, i wish he was my boyfriend.
person 2: yeah, Lapa is really cute.

by aguywithareallybigdick April 8, 2020