Kristen

DIVA

That girl is such a Kristen

by zachariaaaa October 16, 2011

Kristen

A word that is interchangeable with whore. A girl who is an internet whore. She can't get a boyfriend in real life so she flirts with every nerd she sees on the computer and tries to cyber with them. A dirty cuban with many STDs.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you f*ck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell no! I wouldn't touch her, she's a Kristen!

Guy 1: So what happened in your pm convo with that Kristen?
Guy 2: Nothing really just the usual...that stupid bitch wanted cyber with me LOL.

by Lolthatsfunny32 December 27, 2010

stoner kitten

A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.

Hey! Stop talking to the stoner kittens and get to work!

by that tech kid January 12, 2005

Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.

Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.

by Yuri January 26, 2005

Nittany Kittens

The mascot at Penn State University.

Penn State's football team is as menacing as a basket full of nittany kittens.

by DrFrisker February 23, 2009

Kitten Cabootle

The empty sack that is left over after the male kitten has been "fixed" or castrated.

The whole "Kitten cabootle".

by cat sack September 19, 2009

Kitten Pit

At a swinger party, three or more ladies in sexy lingerie (or naked) in a pile-up on a blanket on the floor (or another comfortable, open space)... licking, sucking, teasing, playing with each other's boobies and kitties. Toys, lotions, and body-paints add to the excitement. Mainly a "show" for others, so on-lookers are always welcome! Gets the guys aroused, but they cannot join the pit because they don't have a "kitty". At the end, the gals are usually naked, soaking wet, and ready for action!

Hubby: Honey, this year for Christmas, I want to see you in the middle of a kitten pit under the tree with Julie, Sue, Linda, and all the other hotties at the holiday party!

Wife: MMMMMeee-owwwww! That sounds hot, I'm already wet thinkin' about it!

by Just Sally January 1, 2011