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Kicking Hoof

(Verb)
Process in which a man is standing in line (or walking, breathing, etc.) and a hot/fine woman passes by the man's penis and is instantly erected which causes an appearance of a kicking hoof in his trousers.
Harry and Ronald were sitting on a bench, while out of no where, Hermione walked by and accidentally drops her wand in front of them revealing her loose lips, which gave Ronald a "Kicking Hoof".
by Make Her Say Wow July 25, 2011
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kicking the gecko

when under the influence of cocaine or exstasy and you start to feel horny.
kicking the gecko- example: having a cocaine fuelled sex orgy
by giogoi89 February 12, 2009
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Kicking post

A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with
He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post
by Ms Old School November 5, 2018
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camel kick

An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.
"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."
by Ned September 30, 2004
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kick this pig

A phrase used when leaving a drinking establishment.
Kevin: c'mon erik let's kick this pig

Erik:say what?

Kevin: as in get outta this place.
by erik debauchery September 14, 2006
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kicked in the nuts

hurts and you cant get up :(
by gameboss7 August 21, 2010
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Beaner-Kick

When you kick a ball with the side of your foot. Note it's called beaner kick beacause mostly mexicans do it...
Fernando performed a beaner-kick when were playin soccer.
by KooL-AiD10491 March 9, 2006
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