jarsquatter 

An incredibly disturbing shock video in which a man sits on a jar, and proceeds to insert it in his anus. The jar breaks, after which blood pours from his ass. Without flinching, he calmly picks pieces of broken glass from his rectum, while a pool of blood gathers on the floor.

'You're walking strangely today, did you try copying jarsquatter last night?'

'That curry was so intense, my ass feels worse than jarsquatters'

jarsquatter by dingusmcfadden January 28, 2009

jarface

another way of referring the the most elite fighting force on the planet, the USMC. Derived from the word jarhead. fantastic four, steak, and a small amount of peas.

Get over here Gomer, you stupid jarface!!!

jarface by Joe Algebra January 16, 2008

jargoneer

noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).

Jargoneer: "Let's ideate around this, and get some high-level action items down"

jargoneer by Stratwich May 15, 2009

jarly 

Meaning yes really, said in response to someone questioning something about you.

me: is it really true that you are famous
you: jarly
me: WOW!

jarly by Alex Lucky November 6, 2010

Jaromir Jagr 

Jaromir Jagr is a professional Ice Hockey player hailing from the Czech Republic. Jaromir was selected 5th overall by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 1990 NHL entry draft (winning his only 2 championships to date with them in 1991 and 1992) and has since played for the NHL's Washington Capitals, New York Rangers, Philadelphia Flyers, Dallas Stars, and Boston Bruins. He currently (as of 2014) plays for the NHL's New Jersey Devils, and is near the top of the NHL's all-time goals, assists, and points leaders. He has also won many other championships, medals, and awards from his time playing in Europe and for the Czech national team.

It'll be sad when Jaromir Jagr retires.

Jaromir Jagr by The only A I C (Get it?) May 26, 2014

Jarry Potter 

A slightly mentally challenged version of everyone's favorite wizard.

Jagrid: "You're a wizzard Jarry!"
Jarry Potter: "neiayyy...I luv magik!"

Jarry Potter by havoc96 June 1, 2015

Jarrod Alonge 

A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.

Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?

Jarrod Alonge by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016