Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.

“Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”

by evelygeo March 16, 2023

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 November 09, 2015

pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.

Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.

by Cutty83 January 17, 2012

king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis

Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis

by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines September 26, 2016

suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.

Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!

by CaptainBigBlock April 24, 2016

ill butter

The act of becoming infected with an STD, then pumping out a surprise to the next lucky hook-up.

Don't mess with Ben, he made the rounds downtown and got a case of ill butter from a streetwalker.

by Devbrook June 29, 2019