People, most notoriously men, who have not met nearly enough people on this planet to hate the opposite gender as much as they do. No, I don’t not care that a girl turned you down in tenth grade nor do I care that that guy did not ask you out after you bought him coffee for a week straight. Go outside and smell the reality. There is someone out there for you if you let go of the hurt someone who clearly was not meant for you caused you. Incels typically join online forums where they can be complete and utter wastemen and congregate and discuss incelology and bask in their incelness and kiss each other’s egos.
Guy: I don’t know you but I want you to be my girlfriend.
Girl: *has boyfriend: sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: *gets offended and starts to hate all women for not being available to him, even though these women don’t know him?
Incels: I’m so nice, why does no one like meeee??
Reasonable people: Lol, I have a few reasons why
Girl: *has boyfriend: sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: *gets offended and starts to hate all women for not being available to him, even though these women don’t know him?
Incels: I’m so nice, why does no one like meeee??
Reasonable people: Lol, I have a few reasons why
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I haven't been this attracted to someone since my brother was around.
I know my kid is only 6 but holy shit it's tsunami down there.
I was born and incestual...it's not my fault.
I haven't been this attracted to someone since my brother was around.
I know my kid is only 6 but holy shit it's tsunami down there.
I was born and incestual...it's not my fault.
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Get the incel mug.The correct definition of incel is a sexless man who takes out his rage of being sexless to the internet and, specifically, women on the internet. They claim that they don’t get any because women are “too stuck up” or that they are “too wrapped up in feminist ideals to see what a ‘great’ guy they are”.
They blame feminism for many of their own issues and try to say that they are “nice guys”.
If a man is called an incel it is most likely because he is showing his true misogynistic, pick-me boy tendencies and the woman who had to suffer hearing it couldn’t take it anymore.
Incels can come in all shapes and sizes, but they are mostly associated with those pale-skinned, short, glasses wearing, boys who constantly roam the internet looking for a fight against women that they’d never be able to pick in real life.
They blame feminism for many of their own issues and try to say that they are “nice guys”.
If a man is called an incel it is most likely because he is showing his true misogynistic, pick-me boy tendencies and the woman who had to suffer hearing it couldn’t take it anymore.
Incels can come in all shapes and sizes, but they are mostly associated with those pale-skinned, short, glasses wearing, boys who constantly roam the internet looking for a fight against women that they’d never be able to pick in real life.
“So we went on the date but the whole time he kept talking about how he thought I was a ‘good woman’ because I was quiet and didn’t seem ‘too left thinking’ whatever that means,” said Becky.
“Did he keep saying how he was a ‘nice guy’ just looking for a ‘good girl’?” asked Clarice.
“Oh my gosh! Yes! Ughh!” groaned Becky.
“So what did you do?”
“Well I called him an incel freak, paid my half the check and then I left, naturally,” grinned Becky.
“How’d he take it?”
“He proceeded to blow up my phone, all my social media, and is basically stalking me. He keeps yelling at me that he’s not an incel, but I’m just like, ‘then stop acting like one!’”
“When will these monsters learn that we just want to be treated like humans and not servants?”
“You know what, we don’t even actually need straight men anymore? Why don’t we just start using gay mens sperm IF we want kids and just hang out with each other instead of date them?”
“Did he keep saying how he was a ‘nice guy’ just looking for a ‘good girl’?” asked Clarice.
“Oh my gosh! Yes! Ughh!” groaned Becky.
“So what did you do?”
“Well I called him an incel freak, paid my half the check and then I left, naturally,” grinned Becky.
“How’d he take it?”
“He proceeded to blow up my phone, all my social media, and is basically stalking me. He keeps yelling at me that he’s not an incel, but I’m just like, ‘then stop acting like one!’”
“When will these monsters learn that we just want to be treated like humans and not servants?”
“You know what, we don’t even actually need straight men anymore? Why don’t we just start using gay mens sperm IF we want kids and just hang out with each other instead of date them?”
by WomenDeserveBetter73 January 26, 2022
Get the Incel mug.The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.
It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.
Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.
Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.
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Jeff: I wasn't a fan
Veronica: SEXIST INCEL
Jeff: I wasn't a fan
Veronica: SEXIST INCEL
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