Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Hamza sajid

A cancerous guy running for little girl! Very dangerous and looks like a meerkat. Goes for girls with no ass

Jackson is such a hamza sajid

by Ur marj December 21, 2018

Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.

by Justden May 11, 2019

Humainian

It's a word that describes all race, cred, and religion of people as one.

Your a wonderful humainian. Or I aspire the be the best humainian I can be.

by A writer named Riah October 15, 2019

Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019