humorous

funny or entertaining

that maggie pollard girl is awfully humorous! she really makes me laugh and entertains me!

by pollpollisfuckingawesomefosho April 6, 2010

humbullshit

a method of showing off or bragging by adopting a super humble attitude

Dad: "Congratulations son, you just won 2nd place at States!"
Kid: "Na, I only ran a mile in 4:38. That's not that good."
Dad: "Cut the humbullshit boy and go have victory sex with your girlfriend!"

by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

Humpy Humpy

Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.

Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...

by iwanttousemyrealname November 3, 2013

Garbage Human

A Person who is a useless/worthless waste of space and resources. They should be avoided like the plague.

"That guy (or girl) says some of the most thoughtless, foulest, insensitive shit I have ever heard, it's why everyone stays away from them. He/She is a real garbage human."

by TheRealThinker March 3, 2019

Lady Humps

contrary to popular belief that "no one knows what it means", lady humps are anything curvaceous on a female body. Songs that reference these are known to be provocative and get the crowd going.

"I'm not skating to anything that references lady humps. I don't even know what that means!!" Jimmy MacElroy

by 123helloitsme December 19, 2010

Oh the humanity

A phrase equivalent to "Oh my God!!!", but with more emotion.

Assosciated with the Hindenburg disaster, Herb Morrison, a reporter for WLS Radio in Chicago, who was covering the event live, cried out the now famous words, "Oh, the Humanity!" as he watched the airship burst into flames.

"It's burst into flames!
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... and all the passengers!"

by Humphro April 4, 2005

humpin

Working on it as fast as I can; quickly

I'm humpin' it now so get off my back!

by carrknowledege February 14, 2005