Truck Homo

A white male, who would rather have sex with their own truck then their prostitute girlfriend. Truck homos will usually be seen in a pearl snap shirt, denim wranglers with a ring pressed out of the back pocket from their dip, and over-priced boots. The most common autmobile of a truck homo will be, an F-450, Super Duty, Extended-cab, Texas-Edition, with exhaust pipes that come over the roof, a 35'' lift kit, tires with tread as deep as their love for marijuana and that costs more than the rent on their mobile home costs in a year, and have no respect for other drivers. You will often times see truck homos parked in multiple parking spots, due to the fact that their trucks are much too big for their own good. Most truck homos will partake in gratuitous amounts of butt sex many times a day.

Landon looks like such a truck homo with that new truck.

by SUV Hetero May 29, 2011

big homo

Usually a giant homosexual from Minnesota with a really fruity beard and propensity to stick his tiny penis into various men's butt holes.

That Peter is a really big homo.

by Dick Doctor, MD June 26, 2008

No Homo

Immediately annuls any homosexual activity, making clear the straitness of all participants.

Tony and Will were buttfucking, but it's okay, it's not gay, because they called no homo.

by Carlos Quintana May 12, 2007

homo blomo

a homoexual male who sucks a lot of cock.

Lucas Lujan is a real homo blomo.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2003

No homo

A phraze coined by Juelz Santana that shows that you are not gay after inadvertently saying something that may sound very gay

"I love my niggas, no homo" - Lil Wayne

by gtaboy December 9, 2008

No Homo

A phrase created by a barbaric group of teenage ghetto kids that, when used, allows them to fulfill their gay desires without anyone insisting that they are in fact gay.

dgk#1: yo man that was a bangin ass blowjob, no homo
dgk#2: i know. lets do it again sometime, no homo

by aksdjgf October 29, 2009

office homo

Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.

"Sean is talking about soccer and Bono again."
"Yeah, thats because he's the office homo."
"Ah."

by Sniggalips September 18, 2008