Smelly Helmet

The act of pooing on a girl's head and then smushing it down with a stylish hat.

Allie Carpenter was annoying as shit so I threw her a Smelly Helmet real quick. She doesn't bother me anymore

by GhostPoop February 20, 2011

suck my helmet

Perform fellatio on me,

She can suck my helmet anytime.

by Nobbysparks February 24, 2011

The Belper Helmet

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider

Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping

by Chard007 May 19, 2019

Mount St. Helen

when you blow out your O ring when taking a huge shit

Bill was taken to the hosptial after suffering a mount st helen

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.

Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010

helmet-polisher

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

by Jeff Kane December 4, 2005

Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

by Halftime Headwringer May 28, 2009