Have a magical day

A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.

Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.

by smr101 July 31, 2006

have a sit down

To take a relaxing poop.

Me: *fidgeting around*
Grandma: "You look like you need to go have a sit down."

by diafygi July 23, 2009

have a good one

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...

customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."

by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

Imagine having a life

Not having a life like everyone elses because they are a simp to every girl

Chelsea couldnt Imagine having a life because she steals boyfreinds

by hiilikepeanutdoodleshrines February 9, 2021

i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.

"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."

by Madzxk October 1, 2017

Have Some Cheese!

the expression yelled prior to launching a rotten cheeseball out of a movie car, normally directed at a pedestrian

Dave yelled "Have some cheese" and then chucked a stanky cheeseball out of the car window, nailing a senior citizen on the head

by Phil H September 13, 2002

having a bowl of cheerios

1. Eating a bowl of Cheerios cereal
2. Slang for smoking a bowl of pot, used jokingly among me and my friends.

"I'm going to have a bowl of Cheerios this morning. Yum."

"What the hell was that Tom? Did you have a bowl of cheerios this morning or something?"

by Ian R May 26, 2005