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glass

to totally destroy something with REALLY big guns and stuff (representing the ground being heated and fused into glass)
by shadow sword April 2, 2004
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glass-licker

Why do they tint the windows on the short bus? So you don't have to watch the kids licking the glass.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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glass bastard

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.
You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.
by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005
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piss broken glass

To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.
Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.
by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003
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glass house effect

a.k.a. turned tables.
When your job gets reversed. When your shit gets all messed up just the way you messed up someone else's shit.

The concept comes from a fortune bubble gum wrapper that reads "Man who live in glass house should not throw stone."

This concept is often ignored when people do things for someone else.
Did you hear about what happened to Alice?
She's suffering from glass house effect.
She cast the first stone and just kept throwing, then one of 'em hit her glass house and, well, you can imagine.
I heard she did it herself.
by nick May 18, 2006
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Glass harmonica

A musical instrument consisting of a number of glasses partially filled with water. The glasses are filled to different levels, hence the production of different notes when the player rubs their rims with a moistened finger. The sound thus produced has a haunting, otherwordly quality. It is most famously called for in the "Mad Scene" from the opera LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR by Donizetti, although that part is now usually played by a transverse flute.
Opera fan A: What's your favourite recording of LUCIA?
Opera fan b: The one with Beverly Sills, because it uses the original scoring for glass harmonica.
by djprobed September 14, 2006
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Glasgow Sock

A pre-meditated sexual act most prevalent in Scotland; The act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female participant.

The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.

It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.

It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.
Used in conversation:

"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"

"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"
by soot_and_stars September 16, 2009
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