goggled

To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous.

Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.

by Jalapeno Flavor September 8, 2010

goggle cunt

a random passerby who looks like a decent bloke but then you find out he does competitive swimming

he was cute but when he said he swam for the orcas i knew i got me a goggle cunt

by jemket April 18, 2017

giggle-goggle

when some are 'giggling' they make a sound that sounds close to the word 'goggle'

Man, that chic just giggle-goggled.

by Milly Massacre September 12, 2008

booty goggles

When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.

Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.

by macstudent47 July 9, 2009

Beer Goggle Photo

When someone takes a picture that's so blurry it emulates how one would see if wearing beer goggles i.e. was drunk.

The pictures in this Facebook album are great... Except for that last beer goggle photo that was uploaded where you can't make anything out.

Ugly Person: I look better in my beer goggle photo because no one can see past it's blurriness.

by spinal_compression July 25, 2009

Camp Goggles

Camp goggles is a phrase used to describe consuming media through a camp lens.

Camp has many definitions I will not define them here.

I know Victorious is a bad show but that's what I like about it, I'm watching it through camp goggles.

by Phosphenesn March 14, 2022

Siberian Sand Goggles

The act of placing your testicles on someone's eyes while they are asleep.

We got a picture of you wearing siberian sand goggles last night.

by big e226 February 9, 2009