Golden Seal

A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

godded

your goated but godded

i’m so godded at this.

by big boy lex December 9, 2021

Golden Collins

The best erection of your life

1. Last night I had a golden Collins.

2. Oh my god my golden Collins was incredible.

by tagtag994 December 29, 2021

Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.

Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

golden buzz

The perfect ratio between alcohol and weed.
The golden buzz.

Bar scene
Guy 1: “Hey bro?”

“How you doin’?”
Guy 2: “Golden buzz!”
Guy 1: “Sick!”

by GoldenBuzzGuy June 9, 2023

Greek Goddess Sophia

a goddess. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" whose down for anything, especially the dirty. Body so curvy and smooth could make any man cry. Usually nicknamed Sophie or Soph. Very sexy, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good...especially in bed.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.

"Is that a goddess? Look at that beauty"
"In fact that is, that's Greek goddess Sophia!"

by Bigmike May 8, 2017

Voyager Golden Record

Literally 2 golden records that were sent into outer space by NASA in 1977. They were sent incase some sort of extra terrestial life is out there. One containing audio such as greetings and music and the other containing 116 images of what earth and humans are like. The Golden Record Committee did however choose not to include images of war, poverty, disease, crime, ideology, or religion.

Berry Cumbernickle: Dude, how do you think aliens would react if they came across earth and see how we catfished them by not including all the shit we've done on earth in the Voyager Golden Record???

Bob Fisher: Dude we're fucked.

by Berry Cumbernickle December 28, 2018