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Goalstacking

The act of simultaneously pursuing multiple goals at the same time.
Richard Feynman liked to combine getting paid with getting laid: he is known for goalstacking physics and women by performing theoretical calculations at stripclubs.
by physicsninja November 29, 2009
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Goatash

A Goatash is essentially facial hair in the shape of a Goatee but without the Mustache(Tash) part.
Man, that Goatash is so fine!
by Glezza October 26, 2009
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Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”
by PicklingTheBeast July 10, 2010
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Goatfelcher

one who performs the act of ejaculating in a goat's anus and proceeds to rimjob the goat until every last drop has been retreived.
Mark likes to felch,so we call him a felcher but when there are goats around he prefers to indulge in goatfelching. on these ocasions we call him a goatfelcher.
by captainzenon October 18, 2010
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goat lipped

Visibly upset.
Frown face.
Mad.
Pissed.
peaved.
perturbed.
The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.

I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"

Miss and love you granny boots!
by rubtwostix January 2, 2012
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goatse hole

A consequence of the globally renowned goatse, a goatse hole occurs post goatse when the anus has been stretched so wide that it has become permanently enlarged. This can result in a variety of medical problems, further exhibiting how detrimental goatse can be to your health, and why you should avoid such booty mistreatment.
Did you hear about that guy from that internet phenomenon, goatse? Yeah, apparently his anus has been stretched beyond repair. It's become, well, a goatse hole!
by Thugnasty Tyrone McNugget February 11, 2014
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goatly

Someone who is goat like.
Maybe dons a rather stylish beard quite similar to the billy goats gruff.
"look at him!"

"wow! His beard is amazing!"

" yeah he's proper GOATLY"

"I could hit that"

"That's a baaaaaaad"
by Melvyn Murdock February 22, 2014
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