Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Garden of Life

Garden of life, a place to curl up to. a place of song and beautiuful instrumentals. Wonderful musicians that give roots to this music. Friendships, love, life, loss, and dreams. Life's journey of one individual shared with song, her garden. Love and song from Jeanne Rose to you. A dream found, a dream shared...

Garden of Life is but a dream, let it be your gift to help you create your own dream...

by gardenoflife February 5, 2010

garden instument

Hoes that think that their better than everyone else

person: eww who's that
me: a garden instument

by #Yourmom.com September 12, 2016

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

fenn gardener

A fag with no life or future.

dick sucker aka fenn gardener

by fennisgay July 29, 2012