Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
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Op score of 1, is known by many for his god like ability at eating punani. Extremely mysterious knowone knows how or Wgat he does and seems to be 3 steps ahead of everyone. Some refer to him as a dirty dingo, he pretends to be a simpleton to feel normal. Makes one of the top 10 smartest people too exist. He is known to be like heroin one taste your an addict for life, if you are lucky to meet him be cautions because you will be obsessed and addicted instantly.
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All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
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All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
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Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
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Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
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