fixedtweet

A tweet that you fixed bc you messed up on the first one

I ducking hate you

Oh whoops I mean I fucking* hate you

#fixedtweet

by 79kral September 12, 2013

fried p

when you stick your male genitalia in a deep frier

ouch i just stuck my penis in a deep frier. dude now you have a fried p.

by outout123 October 28, 2013

fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

fried out

The delirious, tired (temporary)state someone is in when they are starting to come down from their marijuana high; they usually still look and feel high. They act sluggish and burnt.
Someone can be permanently fried out if they have smoked too much or taken too many drugs in their lifetime and are permanently chilled out, slow, spacey, and burnt. A.K.A "Perma-fried"

Homie 1: Are you high?
Homie 2: Not anymore, I'm just really fried out.

Homegirl 1: Do you wanna go out tonight?
Homegirl 2: Nah, I'm too fried, I have no energy.

I saw Billy for the first time in 2 years and he is really fried out, he couldn't even carry on an intelligent conversation.

by weedfairy June 22, 2016

fried smell

the horrific stench of mr.krabs body odor when he is "feeling it now"
(Season 3, Episode 28)

Do you smell that?
Oh yes, Mr.Krabs is feeling it, again.
It stinks like Fried Smell, The smell of fry.

by Melloree May 15, 2016

frieditis

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard

Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.

by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016