To get a wooden bat signed by ALL of the 1962 Boston red sox and beat a bitches pumpum to a pulp with it.
by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007
Get the BOSTON BEAT DOWN mug.A Boston Cream Pie is when a man defecates on a woman/man's chest then ejaculates on the fecal material and sits on it squishing it between their ass cheeks and the person's chest.
Mark and Lisa are into deviant kinks. He likes to get her on the floor and give her a boston cream pie. Nasty.
by dtcb August 19, 2012
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by Jack Mifoo May 13, 2009
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"Theresa showed up to the prom with a large glass bowl in the limo. I knew she was planning to give me some boston brownie batter later in the evening, and I just wasn't looking forward to it as much as she was."
by jackirose January 28, 2009
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by BartAttack June 11, 2008
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Get the Boston Red Sox mug.a boston cream pie is when the male takes his penis and enters the rectal area from behind so there is a lot of "poo poo" on the penis and then he makes the female suck on his penis so he ejaculates thus having a brown (chocolate) penis with seamen spewing out which is the cream.
jon gave lindsey and boston cream pie which was amazing becuase she loved it when his poo penis spluged in her face.
by barnacle billys July 24, 2006
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