flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

Flapdoodle

1.Verb: A person who is basically a yo-yo type, someone who just bounces back and forth and never decides what they want. Just as they think they have figured what they want, they draw you in, and as soon as you are drawn in, they retract. They are flap-happy. They are unstable individuals who pretend to be highly stable, pompously so. Beware of flapdoodles: they are usually full of emotional baggage.

2.Verb: To behave as a flapdoodle as in definition one.

3. Noun: Also can mean a bunch of nonsense.

1. Mr. GG thought wasn't sure of what he wanted. He went back and forth, never making up his mind. He thought he wanted a relationship, then he didn't want one, and then he did, and then he didn't, and then he was in an emotional limbo for a week, so then he decided to go find another woman to date. He was such a flapdoodle.

2. Gabe behaved like such a flapdoodle. He acted like a yo-yo, never making up his mind and behaving inconsistently.

3. Mr. GG is flapdoodle.

by None Nobody December 28, 2005

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004

mud flap

A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.

"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"

by cryzz+sare December 12, 2002

flap

the act of unecessary and or excessive non-sensical word flow generated by females at a quick and unconsious pace. The origin of the flapping is the vagina.

Schad told me that she would stop her constant flapping.

by Bee February 4, 2004

Flapjack skeet skeet

A Girl who has a flat pancake ass sprinkled with skeet skeet

That girls flapjack skeet skeet is so flat you would rip it.

by Mike Joneson July 4, 2006

flap

fu**ing lame ass player - Commonly used term in online gaming describing a less than astute player of said game.

I wiped the floor with that flap! That makes 10 flaps offed today.

by cpellicore August 19, 2008