When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
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by Whorebitch1234 February 26, 2009
Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024