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Finan

An extremely intelligent person, who uses their intelligence and willpower to outdo others with their brains and brawn. Finan is extremely attractive and known to have an extremely large penis. Finans are here for a good time and prefer to be the comedian in they're friend groups. Finan can be know to be lazy however and can sometimes be quite hard to deal with. However, finans will always care for the people around them and make specific connections with these people.
His name is finan
by Ahmed slaubaku October 15, 2019
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financial freedom movement

A scam made by Jake Paul. This movement is trying to get kids to drop out of school and all become YouTubers.
Jake Paul's financial freedom movement is a scam.
by aotqw February 23, 2020
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Final Solution

To Fart under the blankets and gas your girlfriend and the anal rape her to death.
Cathy pissed me off today, tonight I will give her the FINAL SOLUTION.
by Destructor82 December 4, 2014
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Final Fantasy Fiesta

Where a group of hardcore gamers (DA BROOD BABY), stay up for as long as they physically can playing Final Fantasy Xl. The consumption of large amounts of caffiene is a common practice at these Fiestas. Tea being the most common form. Why they are named Fiestas is beyond me but the people who created them are such damn P.I.M.P.s that i don't question it. The members have to keep eachother awake by means of drawing on their faces, slapping them, or inserting jolly ranchers into their anuses (Ok and that is just great fun right there). They are also known as FF Fiestas and are extremely uber and you should definatley try it.
Gamer: Dude, lets have an Final Fantasy Fiesta this weekend.
Gamer 2: Hells yea negro, I wanna lvl 7 times... (In Denmark)
by B RAD G July 22, 2006
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Final Fantasy Crap

This is another name for Final Fantasy 8... so given due the 8's broken-ass Junction system, broken-ass limit break system, and lackluster cast. The entire game can be beaten by leaving your group with low health and spamming limit breaks over and over and over until you defeat the last form of the final boss... that's it! That's the only strategy you will ever need to play it! The characters don't even get any equipment in this one, just different weapons... everything is handled, rather omnipotently, by the Junction system, so you don't even have to think.

Never mind the fact that the game is first set at a school, who the fuck thought that would be a good idea? Sort of defeats the purpose of cutting class to play it, I might add.

It's only redeeming quality was that if you decided to see it through to the end, men in white coats would come, sent by the government, to take you some place special. Anyone who defends FF8 on a message board needs to be immediately reminded that the worst sniper in the whole world becomes your strongest party member apart from the hero, and then bitchslapped across the face with the strategy guide they got suckered into buying.
Me: Hey dude, you like the FF series, you tried Final Fantasy Crap?
Dude: Which one are you referring to? Because if you say six I will beat the shit out of you.
Me: Haha... Fucking eight, of course... it was worse than playing Legend of Dragoon twice!
by Just a humble opinionated soul December 17, 2009
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final judgement

After we die and are resurrected we will come before God, the Eternal Father, to be judged. Through Jesus Christ, God will judge every single person who has ever lived on the earth and will determine the worth of each individual. God's final judgment is based upon our acceptance of Christ as our Savior and our obedience to his commandments. Each of us will receive a degree of eternal glory which will determine where we will exist after this life.
by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015
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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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