Financial Rape

When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.

Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?

Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.

Ben: Damn financial rape

by Kentucky Fried Dragon April 2, 2009

Fifalads

A group of lads on discord buying lots of shoes. Tommy is an egg.

Wow! Did you see how many yeezys the Fifalads copped off size previews? I really need K9 Bot!

by washben July 1, 2018

financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no October 22, 2008

Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.

Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!

by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

nba finals 2019

The year when Toronto won the championship and everyone was stunned because they were seen as the underdogs. Toronto literally went crazy and had people on top of buses and there were thousands of people in the streets of dt and Jurassic park.

What a time to be alive
STAY KAWHI

WE THE NORTH 🇨🇦

Jake: did you catch game 6 of nba finals 2019
Miranda: ya I was in Jurassic park and it was hella lit and crazy
Jake: ya that’s because WE THE NORTH

by Uduegdiej June 14, 2019

Dick Finale

Producing and ejaculating enough semen that the woman is completely drenched beyond recognition. It is also considered an encasing of cum on a woman.

Duuuude I gave that chick a dick finale!
OMG, he gave me a Dick Finale and I had to shower for hours to get everything off.

by DorkyDes14 January 9, 2021