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monkey feet 

An all encompassing term used to describe hairy human feet, especially feet that have hair on both the toes and the top of the feet. This type of affliction is more common among males.
He is extremely hairy - from his long hair to his monkey feet.
monkey feet by California tomo January 5, 2008
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wawa feet 

flat footed walks with feet pointing to the sides rather the front
that wawa footed *%""!**^$ just squashed my toes and i stood at his side
specially to keep safe!
crab walking *""$£^^*%%$ wawa feet.
wawa feet by Anna65 April 6, 2009

hong kong feet 

When someone says you got hong Kong feet it means your feet can put people into comas.
Wang said to lifu liang Dam boy you got that hong Kong feet, your shit stinker.

Happy Feet 

The lamest movie ever made that has no story line really, and it's about a stupid tone def Pinguin that has tourettes syndrome and dances his life away.
I should not gone to the movies and spend 9 bucks to see Happy Feet because the movie sucked balls.
Happy Feet by DGAFPando November 24, 2006

happy feet 

movements of the foot during masturbation when climaxing
Hey Sarge..look at this guy...he just got him some happy feet i bet
happy feet by laslo pitts July 15, 2007

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)
I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...