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What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)
I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...
by Time4SumAksion June 06, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Its a saying which to describe someone whos able. Possibly to do something for themselves or walk somewhere.
Friend: Can you pass me the remote?
Me: You got two feet and a heartbeat you go get it
by greenbeans&ham January 11, 2021
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