First Penis

The term used to define the penis of the President of the United States.

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

first off

1. First of all

2. A phrase, used by the intolerably unimaginative, to introduce the first of at least two dull, idiotic points in his/her "argument."

Angry moron #1: First off, buddy, you're way outta line. Second--

Some other guy: Sorry to interrupt, but you're putting me to sleep. I'm gonna go home and take a nap.

by Bourbon Diction Andy December 7, 2009

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

Lake Forest

It is also an amazing city in California.

Lake Forest, CA

by Stephanie.Mc Donald. October 25, 2008

foostie fanny

the fungus which surrounds the female vaginal area causing it to smell.

iza has a foostie fanny

by Iza & Ingrid August 13, 2006

Forest Whore

A woman who recieves some good dickage in a forest or deep in the woods. Alcohol and possibly drugs are sometimes involved.

Sam: "Hey, where did yall disappear to after the beers where gone and it got dark?"

Korey: "Man, we went futher in to the woods and I gave her some serious dickage. Everything was all good untill the po po's came!"

Sam: " Yeah, you got to be careful messing with a Forest Whore this time of year. I hope you strapped up!"

by Sam O November 22, 2006

forest dump

when one takes a dump on a ping-pong paddle and then slaps their partner in the face with the paddle.

I forest dumped that bitch when i was done.

by Aaron Goodwin, Josh Gorsky April 2, 2009