english bull muff

when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.

Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.

Stacy: Did he like it?

Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!

by I.C. Dick November 13, 2011

english

a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked

person 1: where are you going?
person 2: english

person 1: gross, well have fun in hell.

by AceWaBlamo May 22, 2015

English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

Engrish

"All your base are belong to us"

I think that says it all, folks.

"all your base are belong to us"
"somebody set us up the bomb"

by X-S~ July 3, 2004

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010

body english

Judge Judy's version of body language

Judge Judy is always watching your body english.

by Unicorn Jones August 8, 2010

Englishlovakian

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Slovak speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Englishlovakian.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.

by I <3 Czech girl"s" February 26, 2010