Old English 

AkA Krunk juice. A 40oz. Cost 3$ and it gets the job done.

Old English, My crunk Juice

Old English by JonnyC April 15, 2005

Old English Pump and Run 

a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).

Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.

Old English Pump and Run by doctronx boys February 16, 2009

AJ English 

A model from Los Angeles photographed wearing a large swastika on his shirt with Taylor Swift, prompting much news regarding the pair's potential racial leanings.

AJ English was seen leaving a club in Los Angeles with a black girl, apparently he's not THAT racist.

AJ English by Terry M. Zed December 16, 2009

Multicultural London English (MLE) 

Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.

Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words

Multicultural London English (MLE) by Manz on a hype ting September 6, 2012

Bastardised English 

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

Bastardised English by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

THE queens English 

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)

THE queens English by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Proper English

Unlike Standard or Common English which refer to a formal or casual (which can incorporate texting abbreviations etc. and the rules that apply when using them) form respectively, Proper English is different. Many people still don't know that while Standard and Common forms can change based on society's changes, Proper English cannot. Standard and Proper English used to be one and the same, however with major grammatical changes, such as the dropping of "thou" and "thine", Proper English and Standard English split. This is due to the fact that the Proper form is not allowed to change it's grammatical rules, excepting the additions of words where needed. Therefore, Proper English actually refers to Middle English, where these rules for the language were set in place. Standard And Common forms were also one and the same. More can be found at Standard English

"Shakespeare is actually written in Proper English"

Proper English by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017