Swimmers Ear

The act of a man blowing a load into the face of an unexpecting victim.

I was so pissed the first time I got Swimmers Ear.

by OHMF January 8, 2012

SHREK EARS

Definition: Ears like the disney motion picture's Shrek.

Background: Sam Duncan's ears made us establish a connection between his and Shrek's ears.

Haha! There's Sam Duncan aka Shrek ears.

by Jackie Duncan May 4, 2004

miracle ear

When you blow your knuckle children in a bitches ear.

Yo dog you skanked dat bitch sideways and gave her a miracle ear finish Shiiiiittttt youze a gansta

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

tiger ears

tiger ears white spots which appear under the buttocks of women after sun tanning.

"Look at the tiger ears on that girl" Tiger's ears observed from the rear have white spots which aid them in hunting to identify each other in the bush.

by APtr July 11, 2006

ear candy

soft and pleasant popular music

With an Ipod you can listen to as much ear candy as you want, when you want.

by Light Joker April 13, 2006

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

mushroom ear

when someone takes the tip of there penis and sticks it in someones ear.

dood i saw brian giving a mushroom ear to chris and he enjoyed it.

by zac, mark September 16, 2006