Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what

by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021

Doo-doo Shlick

The doo-doo that you wipe off your butthole and gets on the paper. It also gets on the toilet. It’s basically your doo-doo snail leaving residue.

Oh no, that’s way more doo-doo shlick than this toilet paper can handle!

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Doomoo

Gay and is addicted to vaping. Also black

I'm doomoo, I'm black

by Eoghan Browne November 26, 2021

Doo Doo Batter

A cake batter made out of shit.

The doo doo batter was perfectly mixed.

by S250 January 4, 2022

Doo doo oil

The slick greasy substance found between the crack of ones ass and genitals brought about during exercise or other strenuous activities.

John has a case of slick ass caused by doo doo oil

by Tdyjake January 4, 2022

Doo Doo Steppin

When you unknowingly step in poop and then track it around the house

“Oh no, Wendel got poop stuck in his butt hair and ended up going doo doo steppin again”

by Amazoningyourdad March 19, 2022