destrunct

Totally wasted; intoxicated to the point of blacking out

(A blending of "destroyed" and "defunct" and evocative of "crunked")

Jim: I heard you got pretty wasted Friday night
Dave: Man, I got destrunct!

by Callipygian Defenestrator June 2, 2006

Destarris

World of Warcraft
Server: Lightnings Blade
Race/Class : Tauren Druid
Description: A fucking scrub player. He doesnt even do homework, he just sits and plays WoW all fucking day. Anyone else like this deserves to be punched in the face.

"Oh wow, you played WoW all night? again? no homework done? *Punch* Fucking Destarris..."

by Gandersonnn April 14, 2009

destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Destroysion

The complete and utter shut down of a person, place, or thing.

person 1: Woah, he just face-planted!
person 2: Total destroysion!

by the superultradestroysionizer May 19, 2010

Destuffatizing

The act a dog makes when taking the stuffing out of a toy you recently bought them.

Diesel is already destuffatizing his new toy!

by cowgirlup424 September 20, 2010

Destebin

destebin is a bin which fake teeth can be desposed of.

Lucy : Hey lauryn, you kept throwing my retainer with in the destebin.

Lauryn: Sorry lucy, I thought it belonged in the destebin..

Lucy: No, grandads teeth belong in the destebin lauryn , you silly goose!?

by i am orpah biatch. August 24, 2011

destriyed

Destriyed is a word used by someone with minimal intelligence instead of using the proper spelling, destroyed.

"I just destriyed dat test lol. cn u beleev it? "

" Ow...you destroyed my IQ"

by James Biggs November 13, 2011