Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.

I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.

by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Kidly diddler

Someone who touches children in a sexual way

Bro you are acting like micheal Jackson Rowan stop being a kidly diddler

by Justaaveragebro October 28, 2021

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

minor diddler

gene from regular show

A: jeez have you seen gene from that very not normal regular show??
B: Yeah! he's such a minor diddler!

by dumpstr December 26, 2022

The Diddler

One who diddles

Have you seen The Diddler? He’s following me around please help call the police i. am. afraid.

by Elv1Z June 15, 2023

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023