Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.

Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch

by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009

Waffle Crunch

What the fuck, Kuper?

My brosef and his Waffle Crunch are ridonkulous.

by OnsideBump September 25, 2010

conch

A repulsivly large pussy area in which is disfigured and is covered in lumpy green bumps in which, at this time, are unidentifiable. As stated by Emi Chow, "My girlfriend has a conch. It isn't the nicest thing to have for dinner."

"I think Erika may have a slight case of conch," stated Dr. Williams.

by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003

Crunch

Eating lunch w/ some people in conjunction w/ getting wasted.

Hence, Crunk Lunch

I went over to John's house for some crunch.

by Jballintegrity December 28, 2005

Conch

The female equivalent of the male gooch; the skin between the vagina and the anus.

Your Momma loves it when I'm eating conch!

by Phat Lüke July 3, 2008

cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.

"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006

LA CONCHA

Funny words on the Rise of Nations discord

LA CONCHA de tu madre...

by spoopy770 October 23, 2020