Combobulated

adjective

The feeling of complete control over a situation. Usually associated with a calm demeanor and furled brow.

Ginger felt completely combobulated as she mounted Mike in the red Pontiac.

by a pimp and his hoordinator April 5, 2009

Combat Beard

when somebody in a military grows a big bushy beard while serving as infantry personnel. it is a symbol of status in the infantry. if you have a combat beard, it shows you have been on duty for a while, and have probably seen some action. it is often accompanied by a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses.

girlfriend seeing his boyfriend after service: What is that on your face?!

bad ass guy: Its my combat beard.

by taterfrickintot May 21, 2010

combobulous

very wordy, very long and confusing, obfuscating, make unclear or unintelligible.

She speaks in such a combobulous manner - I don't understand her big words.

by tropical viking April 20, 2006

beach comber

A state of being after a lethargic summer day spent smoking pot and drinking. Typically characterized by rolled pants, blistered lips, and a misplaced one hitter.

I'm turning into a beach comber, I better go home.

by tterragnoslen June 14, 2007

Comb That Back

A phrase used as an expression of shock or disbelief. Usually used in unusual circumstances in which one may be skeptical that the speaker has been heard correctly.

example 1.

Girl #1: What?!? Lisa's dating Drake?? Comb that back!
Girl #2: mmhmm girl no lie!

Example 2.

Boy: Wait! Comb that back! How much did you say that ring cost??
Girl: Come on! it's not THAT much

by Liviea July 8, 2009

Cambodian

Cambodia is in South East Asia bordered by Thailand, Vietnam and Laos. It is a very poor country, but many tourists visit the Angkor Wat. Their official language is French but they speak Khmer. They have a darker complexion than most Asians. They are mistaken for other Asian races. They have the same prime minister and King and Queen. The food is delicious and they are extremely friendly and obedient.

1: What's your nationality?
2: I'm Cambodian
1: Really? I never met a Cambodian before.
2: I get that a lot.

by xobabyxo August 16, 2008

comb-over

a hairstyle for men with male pattern baldness where a "cul-de-sac" of hair is grown and one side is grown disproportionately long and then combed over as if to "hide" the bald spot.

i hope it doesn't get too windy cause that dude has a mean comb-over.

by urban linguist December 23, 2003