Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.

Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?

by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011

Molly collied

When a homosexual child who doesn't know he's gay yet but mammy does and mammy's really worried that he's going to get picked on then one day he's out cycling on his bike and someone come up to him and says "faggot" the child un be knowing to him what has been said goes home to his mammy and says "mammy mammy i was just cycling on my bike and someone just called me a faggot" to mammy's greatest worry she jumps around the house shouting "what what what what" and beings to hug a and pity her child, the child copies his mother by jumping around also saying "what what what what". and every time there after when the child is out on the road something is said to him wether good or bad the child starts screaming and should just like his mammy thought him and runs home to his mammy so he can berry his head under his mammy's skirt for more pity and love and kisses to make the pain of the bad words that have been said to him.... he copies the behaviours of a woman and is acting like a faggot on the streets.

Also quite common in young black men.

Look at that kid he's acting like a molly collied little bitch... Go on run home to your mammy you little puff

by Cuchalainn January 31, 2017

Group Shiteo Calling

The act of multiple people joining a Skype group video chat while taking a shit.

Brady,Nick and Devon were all group shiteo calling last night and I joined just as the last turd dropped.

by Doctor Moonlight April 30, 2014

after we collided

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!

I Frickin LOVE after we collided!

by Future actress November 21, 2020

cOlIn PoweLL

cool guy who needs to be president

Colin Powell is a good guy.

by Kt$mc October 6, 2003

Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

by billyelmo October 5, 2009

Colin

(noun, adj, adv, verb) caw' lin

Definition: Win

Origins: Latin for "win", French for "win", German for "win", Chinese for "win", Anglo-Saxon for "win", English for "win", Hawaiian for "win", Russian for "win", Antarctican for "win"

Synonyms: Win, Own, Victory, Body Massage, Pork Chop Sandwich

I had an amazing time in bed with Colin last night.

by Frenchie892 June 21, 2009