clown boxing

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

by Cootie August 24, 2006

clown crew

a crew of guys that love to drink, party, and sideline hate at a club

their efforts in attracting the female species are usually a waste wkend after wkend, club after club

if the nights out with your crew end with fights, nasty food, zero female interaction, and no one getting lucky.....yup....ur rolling with a clown crew

BEWARE:
once part of a clown crew, it is difficult to dis-associate oneself from it - since your status will now follow your clown reputation

boi #1: "yo u rollin to the city?"
boi #2: "whos rollin?

boi #1: "same guys from last wkend"
boi #2: "what a fuckin clown crew"

boi #1: "yea man, we need new friends"

by nismau February 4, 2010

clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

clown dogging

When you dress up as a clown and do it doggy style.

"She was squeezing my red nose as I was clown dogging her."
"Clown dogging is illegal in India."

by Roo and Doo November 28, 2007

clown car

A term introduced into conversation to highlight or exacerbate the ridiculousness of suggestions or claims made. The term is generally used to troll someone legitimately engaged in the conversation. "Clown car" is a trump card for when a discussion or argument has become facetious, which generally resets or ends the argument.

I think we should go to Medieval Times for lunch . . . in a clown car.

by mattdavey November 20, 2010

clown face

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.

She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.

by JeffC November 28, 2006

clown porned

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.

While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008