Cleaning My Socks

Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.

Hey man we thought you left the party

No, I'm just cleaning my socks.

by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008

Clean and Press Cumshot

The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.

“Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”

by goofy-love-machine December 4, 2010

Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.

Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum

by theking0514 November 4, 2010

Pissed Clean Off

The state of mind in which the person that is pissed is so pissed off that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, trident, grenade, pipe bomb, mace, pastry blender, wood chipper, road sign, crow bar, nail gun, turkey baister, dental floss, circular or chain saw, blow torch, or a mexican for hire; and use them to exact punishment on the perpatrators.

"Meeker once got drunk and tried to rape me and my mexican...we were Pissed Clean Off".

by Lindsey Rowles May 13, 2005

compton clean-up

when a bitch is giving you head and you skeet in your hand and the slap her in the face with the same hand

i gave that slut a great compton clean-up last night, it was all over her face afterwards

by Mr. Compton March 24, 2004

Clean-up Hitter

A woman who cleans a mans penis by virtue of performing oral sex on him, after he had just finished having unprotected sex with another woman.

I called my clean-up hitter, Beth, over for a bj after Tina left my place.

by JBananas July 26, 2010

cleaning the fish tank

A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.

What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.

by Slam Clown January 20, 2010