The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.
After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.
by Spulta February 07, 2015
The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009
The stinkiest cheese that is on the face of this earth, though it is so stinky it is still very addictive. Some may be disgusted by its odour but these are people who have no sense of style or drip
by Chinky Winky Dinky Slinky March 01, 2022
Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.
"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"
"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."
"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."
by temporallocus December 15, 2009
by kenjatime May 05, 2020
When you watch Perfect cell vs Ugandan Knuckles by DevilArtemis. We have discovered that they really like cheese
by Ebolian queen August 30, 2018