cattleup

Rounding up a bunch of fat drunk chicks at the bar to have sex with.

Aight mang, is bout 3am, time to cattleup!

by notdavidtong July 24, 2017

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020

Cattlefug

A way of expressing frustration ir anger.

‘Cattlefug!’ Yelled dad after he stubbed his toe.

by DragoberryWords June 10, 2022

Cattlewallen

Cattlewallen is when a group of over weight middle aged women go to the bar to get drunk, sing Karaoke, and dance on the weekends..

"Hey Girl let's go down to the bar and go Cattlewallen this weekend"

by Ben Dejo 248 October 20, 2023

Cattlebruiser

One who bruises the cattle.

-Damn dude, I got so drunk last night and picked up some hookers yesterday, then fought them.
-You're such a cattlebruiser!

by Marinad March 30, 2024

Cattlewolling

Talking nonsense, and or complaining all day
Complaining out talking garbage over and over

I’m tired of listening to all this cattlewolling,

Hey, what’s with all the Cattlewolling? That’s all you have done all day is complain.

by Slang4all June 12, 2025

Cattleize

cattleize (verb)

Definition: To treat people like cattle; to dehumanize or herd individuals, often through authoritarian, oppressive, or overly controlling methods.

Mark Carney has attempted to cattleize the Canadian peoples with his stringent use of power, inclusive of his demand to stop the sale of gas-powered vehicles by 2035 and many other of his oligarchy plans.

The factory’s strict surveillance and harsh rules served to cattleize the workers, stripping them of any sense of autonomy.

Social media algorithms often cattleize users, pushing them into homogenized echo chambers without regard for individuality.

by SadCanadian October 24, 2025