Beef Curtains

A vagina

Look at her Beef Curtains

by trumpetBlaster January 7, 2021

Curtain Cunt

A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention

Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.

by Obsidian Black April 4, 2018

Curtain Drop

Counter to the mushroom stamp.

John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.

by 112airframes August 25, 2009

Curtain

Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.

"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."

by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019

Curtain

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window

Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

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Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny

by Shanillia June 17, 2016

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025