caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

Caffinating

the holy process of awakening of body cells after consuming caffeine

“Damn ,Clarke. Do not disturb me. I am still caffinating.”

by Jesus The Gracious Lord January 21, 2020

Cafilibrilics

To temporarily suffer from a lack of knowledge.

Because Jimmy didn’t eat breakfast, For the rest of the day he suffered from cafilibrilics

by TheArtAficionado February 6, 2020

Cafetiriyauh

Cafetiriyauh is the correct way to spell Cafeteria because everybody in FDB doesn't know how to spell.

I wanted some China White from the kitchen, but they were handing it out in the Cafetiriyauh.

by ForTheBroskies February 12, 2020

Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Caffien-Addict

Another word for 'Caffiene Addcit'

"My name is Joe and I am a Caffien-Addict"

by kmasfu20 July 13, 2020

caffeine pacing

Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.

Caffeine pacing can reduce headaches when reducing or eliminating caffeine from your diet.

by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020