by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

I was going to go down on Beckie Jo last night, but I noticed she had already leaked rutter butter all over my new bed spread. I decided to fake chow instead, I didn’t want my face to break out.
by BobbyKittle March 3, 2023

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

by DonSlappy November 2, 2011

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?
by camino83 November 22, 2013
