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butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"
Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"
by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016
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kerfuffle butter

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.
How's your job going, bro?

Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.
by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015
mugGet the kerfuffle buttermug.

buttering the doorknob

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users
by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018
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Rutter Butter

The vaginal discharge of a dirty southeastern Ohio woman.
I was going to go down on Beckie Jo last night, but I noticed she had already leaked rutter butter all over my new bed spread. I decided to fake chow instead, I didn’t want my face to break out.
by BobbyKittle March 3, 2023
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Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
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Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.
yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.
by DonSlappy November 2, 2011
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buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.
Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?
by camino83 November 22, 2013
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